Does life seem to pass you by even while running at supersonic speeds? Do you have a sidekick-sized self-esteem even though you can lift an elephant with a single pinky?  Maybe you feel unseen by loved ones regardless of how invisible you'...

Decisions Decisions Decisions. Committing to something for life can be tough. Listen along and choose wisely.

Wake up sheeple! The government is in cahoots with the Chupacabra and abominable snowman to take over this podcast. It's time we discuss conspiracy theories.... or facts about the secret occult making our frogs glow in the dark.You've been ...

What does it mean to be manly or womanly? Toughen up or sissy down butter cup, cause it's time to talk about it, respectfully. 

Is the musical landscape changing or are we just old? Also, Kanye 2024? 

What is your purgatory? Imagine the anxiety riddled experience of visiting the mall on the same day as everyone else, getting stuck in a crowd, and realizing you forgot your wallet at home. Dun dun Dun!

Should we be able to fulfill all of our wildest sexual fantasies? A.I. may have unlocked just that and more than we bargained for. Listen as we talk the grim truths and ridiculous consequences of generative content stepping over unsettling barr...

They say 1 spouse isn't enough, so upgrade your relationship to include a whole community of wives and husbands. No need to satisfy them all, so long as they get along with each other right?

Back in my day, life was simpler and cartoons were better. On this episode we regress into our childhood and talk toons that made us. What's nostalgic for you? Kids nowadays will never understand. 

Care for a ride on this fully self driving monkey car? Hop on this podcast and decide what you want out of your leisure drunk travels.

Were fire fighter calendars the precursor to Only Fans? In this episode, we question if it's possible to balance a day career with a night shift as an OF creator. 

An office conspiracy "Who done it" of doo doo proportions. Help us unravel the mystery of the Poopetrator as we discuss evidence, motives, and the scientific "Fling Theory". 

Looking for that special someone over an app?  Here are red flags we watch out for when swiping for love. 

How many Monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? We're not sure, but it's likely the 100th one will perfect and normalize the art. 

The trio talk about diarrhea girl on a plane while questioning public perceptions and infamy within our modern day hustle culture.